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As you can see, I’ve been working my butt off. Mostly, trying to get the members section up for you. I hope you like the changes so far. Anywho, I’ll tell you all the fun things I’ve been doing in the past month. I feel like I’ve been everywhere and nowhere at the same time- whatever that means!

I went to the Arizona Fetish Ball in Scottsdale, AZ. I had never been in AZ, so I thought it would be an adventure but I found out that it’s just a land of flat desert with a lot of horrid creatures, mostly arachnids! Ahhh, I actually stepped on a very large black scorpion on my last day there, I’m so glad I had my boots on; I screamed like a little girl. I went out there with Jane Jett, it was awesome because I haven’t gotten a lot of time to hang out with her. Even though we have talked on the internet and phone for a long time, we never got to hang out much. It’s also refreshing to hang with real people. Instead of the very superficial people you usually meet in southern CA.

I saw the show, Which included acts from Goddess Soma, Kumi Monster and The Genitorturers. It was an awesome show, swinging bunnies, chicks with strap-ons and latex everywhere.

Goddess Soma did a nice militant number with 2 other women and splashed milk all over the place. Kumi did a nice androgynous thing and The Genitorturers were amazing with a guy in a bunny costume suspended above them; that was my favorite part. Gen-XX has an amazing voice and is just a phenomenal performer, I am

glad I got to see her preform. When I wasn’t watching friends perform on stage, I was hanging out smoking with 2 security guys out back. They made my stay in AZ a little better. Even though one of them was very hickish and had shot himself in the face with his own gun, he was highly entertaining. I had the longest talk with him about our favorite guns. He seemed to be very partial to Glocks but he’s kind of an ass for that because Glock sucks now; just my opinion. Kimber is my favorite brand of gun; they’re just perfection. He also reminded me of the one reason why I hate CA- the gun laws. Every other state besides maybe New York has such lax gun laws; it pisses me off but I guess that’s what happens when people aren’t responsible, they just ruin it for the rest of us who are responsible. It’s kinda like when certain people keep on fucking a club up and the rest of the people are cool and just want to watch a show and the club closes because people have no consideration for anything but themselves. I hate that shit!!

The other security man, a hot 30 year old named Kevin became my bf for the night. He didn’t talk as much as the other guy but was funny and cocky like I like them, The latex I was wearing helped I’m sure, haha. I learned my lesson for being prejudiced against small town people because I could actually talk to him and he held his own in the convo, which means a lot to me. Kevin you’re awesome!

On my way back to LA, I stopped in San Juan Capistrano to see the mission. I have passed by there so many times but never went. I used to go to the Mission San Rafael Archangel in San Rafael, CA.

It was one of the first sanitariums in CA.- which I thought was cool at the time. It was also used as a base of operations to get CA to be part of the fifty states. I would go there to hang out and be alone when I was younger. I’m really fond of the history and architecture of the

places. I always feel at peace when I go to them. I know I’m a nerd but whatever.

Then it was back to shooting when I got back. I did an amazing shoot with one of my favorite Alt- models- Swindle Beute. I’m quite fond of her because she is just so sweet and I don’t expect

that from someone who looks like a hot tattooed version of Mandy Moore. Because she is so sweet I had her get all dom on me. We gave her some freaky kitchen utensils and I got under a cage. Of course we did some pretty, pretty pictures because she is so beautiful.

Then I did a shoot for XXX Kustoms, Evan Seinfelds new custom auto and motor cycle shop in Santa Fe Springs, CA. It was a lot of fun, although I don’t really imagine myself as a girl who would look good posing on a mid sixties Buick with airbags but it worked.

I also did a shoot at a well known talk show hosts tv studio, I’m not mentioning any names because I don’t want anyone to get in trouble because of me shooting smut! It was awesome to be on the roof looking down at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre, I felt like a god, able to smoosh Batman in my finger tips, haha.

Then I went to the Xbiz Awards. It’s the second awards show I’ve gone to this year and it’s funny because I just don’t take these things very seriously. I mean seeing a girl go “I wanna thank god for this award” the award being for best blow job scene. I just think, yes, god is looking down

(if there is a god) and going ‘I believe in you, I knew you could do it and I’m very proud of you, my daughter’ Haha, wow.

Anyhow, I usually go  just to party with my friends, it’s always fun. I met a new Burning Angel named Indigo, she was adorable, I hope to see more of her.

Watched Dave Navarro and Tuesdae-(of The Chelsea Girls) play, that woman has an amazing voice, anyone who covers a Heart song has to have the pipes for it!

I also was one of Dr. Suzy Blocks Eros Day angels, which was a

lot of fun. I was just eye candy for her broadcasts that night. I mostly hung out with April Flores and her husband Carlos, Dave Naz and Ashley Blue. I was sober that night and just watched people get excessively drunk. Then I was

attacked by a girl that looked very much like a young version of Jessica Alba; ultra hotness, right? I will not tell you what happened after, I leave it to your imagination. After that I went back to finish the

show with Dr. Suzy. It became a little creepy when Ron Jeremy came for the last broadcast. I know who he used to be, it’s just he doesn’t really make me feel all warm inside. Stubby fingers on my boob, ahh! Anywho, it was over all a good night.

And for your viewing pleasure! Me as a butt rocker, yay!!!

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